ｃｏｎｔａｃｔ。

[dulac]

❝... This is Lancelot du Lac, Knight of the Round Table.
If you cannot reach me, leave a message.❞

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[slingshots]

well
now you do
hi i'm robin

[dulac]

[LMFAO. He just stares at this text ...]

You have still failed to explain your purpose here, Robin.

[slingshots]

well see i heard Merlin talking about his friends and was listening a little
just idle-like
so when he came over i already knew stuff about him but who wants to just out and "oh yeah well i was spying on you earlier so skip the intros"
so i said i heard it from Lancelot, and all you gotta do is back me up here

WAIT I FORGOT

[dulac]

[... Wait a second. Merlin, here?]

Merlin is here?

[slingshots]

apparently

[dulac]

[What the hell. How could he not sense Merlin, of all people? ... Still, this girl doesn't need to know about all that. There's a pause where he tries to figure out where he could locate Merlin.]

I have been led to believe knowledge of His Majesty's Camelot is common amongst many here.

[slingshots]

[ oh. well. that makes this considerably easier. ]

yeah it kinda is, a little

[dulac]

Would it be so farfetched to simply claim you have read these tales others have written?

[slingshots]

kinda wanted to avoid "hi i know all about you b/c legend"
but looks like you handled it pretty good...

[dulac]

[Not really, but ...]

It is certainly strange. But it seems a more logical explanation than me telling you anything.

[slingshots]

you and me met at this banquet & you told me about stuff, what's so illogical there?

[dulac]

The illogical part is me being willing to tell a stranger anything.

[slingshots]

i'm super charming & charismatic & won you over so you told me everything

[dulac]

No.

[LMFAO]

[slingshots]

come on, you haven't even met me, it could be true

[dulac]

If you wish your story to be credible, you would pick another, more social Knight.

Or perhaps you could try telling Merlin the truth.

[slingshots]

but i already told him, i can't change it now

[dulac]

There is nothing stopping you from explaining what you have just explained to me. That you did not want to frighten him with your knowledge of the legends.

[slingshots]

we already stopped talking by now
come on just help me out here

i'll buy you a coffee

[dulac]

No.

The things you may know are contrived and far from the truth as it is. Saying that I told you this fictional version makes no sense.

[slingshots]

you didn't tell me MUCH, just a couple names
you really gotta pull the bull card now, spud?