ｃｏｎｔａｃｔ。

[dulac]

❝... This is Lancelot du Lac, Knight of the Round Table.
If you cannot reach me, leave a message.❞

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Comments

[dulac]

The illogical part is me being willing to tell a stranger anything.

[slingshots]

i'm super charming & charismatic & won you over so you told me everything

[dulac]

No.

[LMFAO]

[slingshots]

come on, you haven't even met me, it could be true

[dulac]

If you wish your story to be credible, you would pick another, more social Knight.

Or perhaps you could try telling Merlin the truth.

[slingshots]

but i already told him, i can't change it now

[dulac]

There is nothing stopping you from explaining what you have just explained to me. That you did not want to frighten him with your knowledge of the legends.

[slingshots]

we already stopped talking by now
come on just help me out here

i'll buy you a coffee

[dulac]

No.

The things you may know are contrived and far from the truth as it is. Saying that I told you this fictional version makes no sense.

[slingshots]

you didn't tell me MUCH, just a couple names
you really gotta pull the bull card now, spud?